Bang Goes The Bong

 

So bang goes the front door,

in comes the cops.

They told me I was on a charge,

all I said was "tops".

I gave them my stash patiently.

I told them I was clean,

but that didn't stop them

acting so fuckin' mean,

They ripped apart my two-room flat,

and left me with the mess,

and told us all that suicide

was probably for the best.

 

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