Bang Goes The Bong
So bang goes the front door,
in comes the cops.
They told me I was on a charge,
all I said was "tops".
I gave them my stash patiently.
I told them I was clean,
but that didn't stop them
acting so fuckin' mean,
They ripped apart my two-room flat,
and left me with the mess,
and told us all that suicide
was probably for the best.